I want my car back so that I can once again do these things. They brought so much joy and awkwardness to my life.
1. Rolling down the windows and blasting talk radio while attempting to headbang.
2. At stop lights, eyeing the person in the next car suspiciously. looking at them with fear & locking the doors.
3. Having conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
4. Occasionally waving a stuffed animal, doll, or Barbie out the window or sunroof. Making it dance.
5. Eating food that requires silverware.(tricky but worth the stares)
6. Passing cars, getting in front of them, then driving very slowly. And when they attempt to pass, speeding up.
7.
Chinese Firedrill. (Called Chinese Fire Drill because China is so crowded that there is no place to run in a fire. So you have to get back in.)
8. Honking frequently without motivation.
9. Waving at people and if they wave back, offering an angry look.
.: RIP Barney :.
-Me
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